Monday, March 20, 2006

Monkey see, Monkey slash them

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The fucking jerkoff dumbass monkeys that are the students at this "College" make more noise than my downstairs neighbors, who make sounds like a young girl is going to be raped and killed! (I only wish I was kidding) That brother and sister team makes my building shake with the slamming of their doors, but these motherfuckers make my brain shake with the anger of a Lion whose balls were just ripped off!

Shut your fucking mouths. Don't wanna study? Don't wanna learn? Wanna collect my trash or deliver my fucking grocerries, so be it! Just don't disturb me with your constant chatter IN and outta class, the beeping of your fucking text messaging Side-kicks, the ringers that play music that's too loud and too stupid to be heard with any clarity,......you get the point.

And it's not my supersonic hearing that makes it possible for only me to be annoyed, any person trying to deal with subjects involving the Juxtagomerular Apparatus and the details involved with the filtration of urine would lose their fucking minds!

Of course, I could do this work at home, but then it would be my civic duty to take care of everything having to do with work at the homestead. You know, cause I'm home and would Obviously have Nothing to do!

This shit ISN'T difficult.

6 comments:

NoodleP said...

juxa-what?

Needtsza said...

exactly!

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Needtsza said...

thank you for wasting your own time. Come back anytime.

honeykbee said...

Grocerries? Are those anything like strawberries?


glululululululululululul!!!

Needtsza said...

They're out of those, but they'll make up for it by bringing 122 pounds of Snowpeas...oh, and charge you for the F up. Don't worry.

Love the graduates of CUC!

and it's more like "WERTYUJHFDSFGVCDFGfdfghRTYH"

 
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