Tuesday, March 25, 2008

End of an Era....Start a New

If you know me, then you prolly already have the link to my new blog......if you don't, write me and you'll get it.

It's been real everyone else =)

Monday, February 04, 2008

I won't forget you babe...I won't forget you..........

It might seem as if I've forgotten about my duties as a blogger but I certainly have not. I've just been super busy looking for a job so my life outside of blogging can truly begin.

That being said, the new design is coming along. Slow but steady. Hopefully, I'll even have 'the shop' up by mid-Feb but like the Giants, I wouldn't bet on it.

Also, I am so excited to talk about my new found outlook on life. It's the very opposite of what this picture represents....so the new blog couldn't come at a better time

Just popping in to say hi and that I'm still around. If look, you can still find me writing in on people's sites from time to time......maybe even yours!

----New Site still in Progress of Construction----

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Here's to a championship season in good old 19.76

Just popping on for a tic to wish everyone the blah blah blah.

My final post will be with my next address.

It's time to change things around. New name, new address, new look.

so here's to the good ole times and to seein' ya in the new year, with a new life?

I'll leave you with this though.


Thursday, December 27, 2007

Bowled Over

Thank you Ryan Parker for what says it all:

If Michigan's the majors, West Virginia's AAA,
Cause they get their coaches ready for them to take away,
Every time the Mountaineers find a guy they want to keep,
Here come the Wolverines to sweep him off his feet,

Since they hired Rich Rodriguez in Ann Arbor,
I don't blame the Mountaineers if they harbor,
Some serious hard feelings cause he's coach number 2,
That Michigan has stolen from WVU,

The Mountaineers could surely set some Wolverine traps,
Get their shotguns out and put on their coonskin caps,
Have a guard on watch just walking back and forth,
To protect their coaches from the invaders from the north,

Since they hired Rich Rodriguez in Ann Arbor,
I don't blame the Mountaineers if they harbor,
Some serious hard feelings cause he's coach number 2,
That Michigan has stolen from WVU,

Here's some simple sound advice for the Mountaineer A.D.,
You'd better think twice about the next coach you see,
And your fans had better learn they should never get attached,
To a coach whose first priority is nothing but the cash,

Since they hired Rich Rodriguez in Ann Arbor,
I don't blame the Mountaineers if they harbor,
Some serious hard feelings cause he's coach number 2,
That Michigan has stolen from WVU,
They've got to be offended cause they took Beilein too,
Michigan steals coaches from WVU ...

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

A total cop-out "holiday" post

Happy Holidays everyone

and see you once again in the new year!

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

I WON!!!!

You gotta spend money,
to make money.
That's what I always say.

I also say to 'refund please' when the highly-trained,
highly-skillful workers
of my favorite local fast food joint
can't remember to put
the receipt in the bag.

I'll be the last to complain
about this policy,
but the first on your block to enforce it.

Thank you Wendy's for the Holiday "Four Eighty Yellow"
I paid then was refunded for a free meal from my girl.

Woo!!! I win I win I win!!

Happy Holiday peeps

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Sometimes you feel like a nut

ARIES - ( Mar 21 - April 19) The Daredevil.
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

----Sometimes you don't.

Forwarding this email. pft. I don't remember hearing the story about an email catching up to the bad guy in the end, so I don't think an email is going to be the bad luck of 16 years either!

Threatening that bad luck will come to a person based on not forwarding an email is childish, stupid, and potentially dangerous. We know the first two are true but you may be questioning how dangerous could an email forward be?!

Well, if you know anything about virus' or trojans or anything that can attack and destroy a computer from the inside out, then you know how dangerous an email can be. And while a silly forward about Horoscopes certainly isn't going to blow up your machine, it has the potential of being just as dangerous to a person's psyche.

This is where the superstitous and the stupidstitous butt heads.

I used to believe in horoscopes and all it caused was trouble. They became more self-fulfilling prophecies and anything else, so I gave them up.

Yea, I look every once in a while but you're talking to a guy who was quite the horoscope junkie.

So do what you like, but don't forward me anymore horoscope emails. It can only cause me bad luck ;)

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Quite honestly, the craziest shit I've ever seen!

Nothing sexual, no cursing, nothing that isn't safe for work....

That being said, this video is one of the most sick ass things I've ever watched!

I dare you not to watch it.


Wednesday, November 14, 2007

It's got me by the short and curly's

I've had this song stuck in my head, so I pass it on to you!

Enjoy the lyrics but here is the video if interested

BELOW in BOLD are my favorite lyrics

I think Im sophisticated
cos Im living my life like a good homosapien
But all around me everybodys multiplying
Till theyre walking round like flies man
So Im no better than the animals sitting in their cages
In the zoo man
cos compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees
I am an ape man
I think Im so educated and Im so civilized
cos Im a strict vegetarian
But with the over-population and inflation and starvation
And the crazy politicians
I dont feel safe in this world no more
I dont want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore and make like an ape man
Im an ape man, Im an ape ape man
Im an ape man Im a king kong man Im ape ape man
Im an ape man
cos compared to the sun that sits in the sky
Compared to the clouds as they roll by
Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies
I am an ape man
In mans evolution he has created the cities and
The motor traffic rumble, but give me half a chance
And Id be taking off my clothes and living in the jungle
cos the only time that I feel at ease
Is swinging up and down in a coconut tree
Oh what a life of luxury to be like an ape man
Im an ape, Im an ape ape man, Im an ape man
Im a king kong man, Im a voo-doo man
Im an ape man
I look out my window, but I cant see the sky
cos the air pollution is fogging up my eyes
I want to get out of this city alive
And make like an ape man
Come and love me, be my ape man girl
And we will be so happy in my ape man world
Im an ape man, Im an ape ape man, Im an ape man
Im a king kong man, Im a voo-doo man
Im an ape man
Ill be your tarzan, youll be my jane
Ill keep you warm and youll keep me sane
And well sit in the trees and eat bananas all day
Just like an ape man

Im an ape man, Im an ape ape man, Im an ape man
Im a king kong man, Im a voo-doo man
Im an ape man.
I dont feel safe in this world no more
I dont want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore
And make like an ape man.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Looks like I have some phone calls to make

Are you pissed off? Take it out on someone! But don't take it out on
someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know!

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten
to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying

I politely said, "This is Lee Koloski, Could I please speak with Robyn

Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing
number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe
that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct
number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last
two digits.

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an ass hole!"
and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next
to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was
paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're
an ass hole!" It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'ass hole'
calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this
is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're
familiar with our Caller ID Program?"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him
back and said, "That's because you're an ass hole!" and hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had
patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for
that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his
back window, so I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first ass hole (I had his
number on speed dial), I thought that I'd better call the BMW ass hole,
too. I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

He said, "Yes, it is."

I asked, "Can you tell me where I can see it?"

He said, "Yes, I live at 34 Oak tree Blvd., in Fairfax . It's a yellow
ambler, and the car's parked right out in front."

I asked, "What's your name?"

He said, "My name is Don Hansen,"

I asked, "When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

He said, "I'm home every evening after five."

I said, "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

He said, "Yes?"

I said, "Don, you're an ass hole!" and I hung up, and added his
number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two
ass holes to call.

Then I came up with an idea. I called ass hole #1. He said, "Hello."

I said, "You're an ass hole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

He asked, "Are you still there?"

I said, "Yeah,"

He screamed, "Stop calling me,"

I said, "Make me,"

He asked, "Who are you?"

I said, "My name is Don Hansen." He said, "Yeah? Where do you

I said, "Ass hole, I live at 34 Oak tree Blvd, in Fairfax, a yellow
ambler, I have a black Beamer parked in front."

He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start
saying your prayers."

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, ass hole," and hung up.

Then I called Ass hole #2.

He said, "Hello?"

I said, "Hello, ass hole,"

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."

I said, "You'll what?"

He exclaimed, "I'll kick your ass,"

I answered, "Well, ass hole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at
34 Oak tree Blvd, in Fairfax , and that I was on my way over there to
kill my gay lover.

Then I called Channel 10 News about the gang war going down in Oak
tree Blvd. in Fairfax

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax . I got there just
in time to watch two ass holes beating the crap out of each other in
front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a
news crew.

NOW I feel much better.
Anger management really does work.

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