Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Kids say the darnedest things

We teachers get some amazingly funny answer to test questions. Case in point:

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking a mid term. The last question was, "Name 7 advantages of Mothers Milk," worth 70 points or none at all.

One student found it hard to think of 7 advantages, he struggled to think of things, but finally he wrote:

1. It is perfect formula for the child.

2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
3. It is always at the right temperature.
4. It is inexpensive.
5. It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6. It is always available as needed.

And then, the student was stuck. Finally, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote:

7. It comes in such cute containers.

He got an "A"!!!

1 comment:

lizzie said...

hey, that image is NSFW especially on my particularly large monitor because i'm blind (not really, but almost...probably less blind if i actually use my glasses like i should).

however, the post is HIGH-larious!

 
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