From Amazon, comes a sale that can be refused by no woman or man alike and there are so many to choose from. Here were my personal top 3 favorites:
1. - Ballsy Super Dong 6-Inch White
When this looked up right at me, I was searching our friend Google for a picture of "I love vaginas" (and coming up with some great items).
All of the sudden,this little nugget of goofy was set on my desk(top) so I ran with it and here we are.
The real story is below in our Home Section:
2. - Pure White Pleasure Dildo
and check out these Product Features
- 7.5 inch of pure fun.
- 7.5" of pure sensuality.
- 7.5" of pure pleasure
- The purity of white.
Are they saying that other dildos are with the 'high power' of Hitler? The fuck does "The purity of white" mean, really?
Ridiculous thought to go through my head I know, but if we're all for sheltering our children from every other God damn thing in the world, should these be available in such a public place as Amazon?
At least the others haven't completely taken over. Enjoy what freedoms we have left people. Drink in the streets.
3. - Ballsy Super Cock Dildo, 6 Inches
Another option brought to you for those whole like to go-at-it in the public pool, backyard bbq but need to stay quiet or riding an airplane and fearful of your fun being suspected of a bomb.
Each product is currently on sale for personal use.
and once bought, lemme use it however I want ok? If I wanna use it for a comedy show, orgy, public display of what-have-you...GO FOR IT!!
Remember that this Madman is a joker in a deck of aces and you'll know when I mean to hurt you. Til then: "Have a fun rest of the day and Be good to each other." as I tell students as they leave class. <--yes I miss teaching a bit....but not that much ;)
...and in case you're confused or think I'm confirming things you've always dreamed of, no I don't and have no desire to use any product in this category. Just to clear things up. Lol