Thursday, September 15, 2005

Live it up, M'fucker!

WILL I LIVE TO BE 80?

I recently picked a new primary care physician.
After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said
I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
"Do you think I ll live to be 80?"

He asked, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer/wine?" "Oh no," I replied.
"I'm not doing either"

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
hiking, or bicycling?" No, I don't," I said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

He looked at me and said,
"Then why do you give a shit if you live to be 80?

3 comments:

honeykbee said...

Now THAT's fucking FUNNY!

Deatoni said...

que sera sera..whatever will be will be..

fuck fuck fuck fuckin funny. strue though.

Joel said...

hahha nice one...

 
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