Thursday, September 15, 2005

Live it up, M'fucker!


I recently picked a new primary care physician.
After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said
I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
"Do you think I ll live to be 80?"

He asked, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer/wine?" "Oh no," I replied.
"I'm not doing either"

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
hiking, or bicycling?" No, I don't," I said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

He looked at me and said,
"Then why do you give a shit if you live to be 80?


honeykbee said...

Now THAT's fucking FUNNY!

Deatoni said...

que sera sera..whatever will be will be..

fuck fuck fuck fuckin funny. strue though.

Joel said...

hahha nice one...

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