Saturday, July 09, 2005

Instead of pictures (Which you'll get a link later)....

My father sent me a joke. And while my parent's
are being complete dicks,
I found this to be a bit amusing.
I came to see the world much differently when I went to Amsterdam.
I wanna see so many more places outside the US.
I know what American's like. I wanna try out the rest of the world.
I think that will allow me to truly learn, like people learn from a religion.
Life IS my religion. Think of all the corny sayings,
but I guess "Live life to the fullest" would cover it best.
Whatever. That's another email.
Here's the fucking joke.
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes
in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch

engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle
before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on
Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian
This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates's
technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a

Singapore plant,>transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by
Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....

That, my friend, is Globalization

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