Bowled Over

Thank you Ryan Parker for what says it all:


If Michigan's the majors, West Virginia's AAA,
Cause they get their coaches ready for them to take away,
Every time the Mountaineers find a guy they want to keep,
Here come the Wolverines to sweep him off his feet,

Since they hired Rich Rodriguez in Ann Arbor,
I don't blame the Mountaineers if they harbor,
Some serious hard feelings cause he's coach number 2,
That Michigan has stolen from WVU,

The Mountaineers could surely set some Wolverine traps,
Get their shotguns out and put on their coonskin caps,
Have a guard on watch just walking back and forth,
To protect their coaches from the invaders from the north,

Since they hired Rich Rodriguez in Ann Arbor,
I don't blame the Mountaineers if they harbor,
Some serious hard feelings cause he's coach number 2,
That Michigan has stolen from WVU,

Here's some simple sound advice for the Mountaineer A.D.,
You'd better think twice about the next coach you see,
And your fans had better learn they should never get attached,
To a coach whose first priority is nothing but the cash,

Since they hired Rich Rodriguez in Ann Arbor,
I don't blame the Mountaineers if they harbor,
Some serious hard feelings cause he's coach number 2,
That Michigan has stolen from WVU,
They've got to be offended cause they took Beilein too,
Michigan steals coaches from WVU ...