Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Joke of the Day

Weenie Test

Three third graders from
Tennessee (an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Redneck kid) are on the playground at recess.

The Irish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest weenie," he says.

"Okay." They all agree.

The Italian kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.

"That's nothing," says the Irish kid. He whips his out and proudly shows that his is at least an inch longer.

Not to be outdone, the Redneck kid whips his out. It is by far not only the biggest, but also the fattest.

That night, eating dinner at home, the Redneck kid's mother asks him what he did at school today.

"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book and then during recess, my friends and I played a new game called "Let's see who has the largest weenie."

"What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother.

"Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had the biggest! The other kids say it's because I'm a Redneck. Is that true, Mom?"

Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-one.

**Don't miss WVU playing at 7pm tonight**


Stacy said...

Seeing as how I grew up in Virginia, I totally appreciate this joke.

honeykbee said...


Maybe one day they'll play a whole game and not just the last 8 seconds, but whatever, a wins a win!! WOO HOO!

Scott said...

one of my best friends is from west vir-bama

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