A teenage girl comes home from school
and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita
just told me?
Babies come out of the same place where boys
put their penises?"
"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased
that the subject had finally come up and she
wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.
"But then when I have a baby," the teenager
pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?"