Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Joke of the Day


A teenage girl comes home from school
and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita
just told me?

Babies come out of the same place where boys
put their penises?"

"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased
that the subject had finally come up and she
wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.

"But then when I have a baby," the teenager
pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?"

3 comments:

Malnurtured Snay said...

I think, if my daughter said that, I'd be happy. "That's right, honey, always make the boys put their penises in your mouth or ass. That way you'll never become pregnant."

honeykbee said...

If by "babies" you mean "kidney stones" then some events of 2006 just became much clearer to me. Docker.

haveyouseenlucky said...

It's funny 'cause she takes it in the mouth!

 
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