Friday, August 25, 2006

Life is backward....Here's your solution.

"I think the life cycle is all backwards

You should start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then
when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get
ready for high school.

You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like
conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every
day,
and then, you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case."

---This was from an email I received this morning. It definately has my vote!---

8 comments:

honeykbee said...

Can we start an internet petition or something to enact this?

Mmm... spahhh....

Joel said...

that rocks!! love it!

wharman said...

Sounds perfect.

Velvet said...

Good lord it's brilliant!

KassyK said...

Bizarre but incredible. :-)

KassyK said...

Bizarre but incredible. :-)

Hip Swingster said...
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Chief Ninja Monkie said...

Sounds fantastic

 
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