Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Name that Computer

CONGRATULATIONS BEAR BEAR squared!!!!

My baby got a new baby today and man is she excited. She's so excited that she left work early....to get a facial ;)

Just kidding. I mean, she did go get a facial but that was scheduled before she heard the wonderful news that UPS didn't F up, per the usual and actually left the machine with the front office. The front office mind you, told her today that they will not accept packages that are too large or heavy because some jerk-off neighbors of mine are such lazy, fat-asses that they request maintainence to bring their packages to them. God forbid they actually take responsibility to go get the mother fuckers themselves. Nayh, why do that when the bitches of Avalon will deliver?! God, I gotta move...but I digress

So while the delivery of the said 'good' was on its way, the Caffe Mistress named it the gadget and "Honeydew Penelope" was born.

Well after being told of its name, I couldn't let that just stand (and deliver;). I had to make up a few names myself and the Name-Game was born.

Over our Verizon phones, with unlimited picture and text messages, K and I played over the next 2 days. Feverishly sending each other names that could replace the HP of this machine. The results were as followed:

K's Names: * * * * * * * * * * * My Names: Mine R in reverse order for no real reason
Honeydew Purple * * * * * * * *Homo Pecker
Hearingdead People* * * * * * *Hard Pha-cock
Holla Peeps* * * * * * * * * * * *Huge Penis
Highlander Panic* * * * * * * * *Human Pwang
Hanky Panky* * * * * * * * * * *Holy Phony
Heavy Petting * * * * * * * * * *Hash Pipe
Howsya Phather * * * * * * * * *Hello Pookie
Hava Potato* * * * * * * * * * * *Harvard Pussies
Ha Peh* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *Hetero Pioneer
Hairy Putter* * * * * * * * * * * *Hybrid Poison
Holy Patoot * * * * * * * * * * * *Humid Potion
Harvey Pekar* * * * * * * * * * *Hate Princesses
Huge Paininmyass * * * * * * * *Howard's Prick
Happy Peemore * * * * * * * * *Homeless Person
Hard Phallus * * * * * * * * * * *Home Pickle (my favorite. Duh, I'm self-absorbed)
Homo Phuckface* * * * * * * * *Hockey Puck
Honeydew Penelope* * * * * * *Hairy Patty
______________* * * * * * *Have Poon
______________* * * * * * *Have Phlanders?
______________* * * * * * *Hardly Purple (Which K immediately liked)
______________* * * * * * *Hunan Pubes
______________* * * * * * *Hopsital Palace
______________* * * * * * *Houston Poop
______________* * * * * * *Hispanic Poontang
______________* * * * * * *Healthy Pudding
______________* * * * * * *Hunt Phagina
Picture of King Tut Bust From Egypt Exhibition (National Geographic News)KING OF THE HP!
As self-proclaimed, King of the HP game (because I have time in class to think and type more non-sense than her) I'd like to extend a warm welcome to HoneyDew Purple

!!!Congratulations!! again Sweetie.The image “http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/252/449/1600/bee2.0.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.

Enjoy the fruits of your labor, but for God sake, please wear the headphones I bought you during Sim-time (which I expect to be daily, now that you can watch movies).

1 comment:

honeykbee said...

it's petunia... honeydew petunia =)

 
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