Monday, February 13, 2006

for bear

DANTE All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction?
RANDAL All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed- casualties of a war they had nothing to do with. (notices Dante's confusion) All right, look-you're a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia-this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius.

1 comment:

honeykbee said...

*Randals out of the room*

YAY!

 
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