Tuesday, January 10, 2006

CONTEST!!!! they seem to get people's attention

Piece by piece, the introduction of Howard Stern to Sirius Radio will be posted on here (as well as constant updates) as he began his journey to a new medium known as Satelite(pay) Radio.

Funny as shit, which I'll definately be getting into, but first I wanted to offer up the

The contest should be pretty good, even if you're not a fan of the show. Here it is:

On this morning's radio program, each of 11 staff member's Revelations were shared.
(a little background) Each of the members of the show were asked (on the old station) to tell a confidant the single worst thing they've done in their lives, according to the staff member and this confidant. The confidant then held all 11 until this morning when each of the 11 terrible things were shared.

Cue the CONTEST: Which staff member is guilty of which action?
This should be pretty straight forward; match the name of the person with the action you think they committed.

The answers will be announced on the Sirius broadcast next Monday and I will post the results and along with the winners. The prizes will be sent or brought to you, depending on where you live. The contest is open to all participants big and small, but only one entry per contestant. *I'll know if you use multiple email addresses, so please don't even try to cheat*

Questions? Email me or leave a comment here. Now on to the Contest:

Staff Members
Howard, Robin, Fred, Artie, Benjy, JD, Gary, Sal, Richard, Scott the Engineer and Jason.

and Here are the revelations...

  1. I cheated on my wife and she caught me.
  2. I once hid in a bathroom closet and pleasured myself as my family members went to the bathroom.
  3. In the last year I got a girl pregnant and had to pay for her abortion.
  4. I think I'm addicted to porn, I jerk off twice a day and prefer to masturbate, rather than having real sex.
  5. I have spent well over $10,000 on internet porn.
  6. My buddy and I once ordered massage girls but they ripped us off and left us staring at each other in our underwear.
  7. I have pleasured myself with meat and vegetables.
  8. I have a half sister I have never met and don't want to.
  9. I've had cosmetic surgery.
  10. I guy once blew his load on my chest.
  11. I once had my stomach pumped for alcohol poisoning and when I woke up, an acquaintance of the same sex was fondling me.

No, I'm not kidding and Yes, a member above committed one of these acts.

Good Luck!

--and for you Stern fans, here's something you might not of known.


Anonymous said...

too hard! but i'll take a guess on some:

howard: In the last year I got a girl pregnant and had to pay for her abortion

robin:I've had cosmetic surgery. (actually, this ocud be howard, too)

fred: the thing with the massage girls (or the family, ewww)

gary: the meat mastrbator.


honeykbee said...

yeah. really. this is pretty hard. Harder than boggle!

-I think Howard is the one who cheated and got caught.
-Robin has the half sister.
-One of the sal/richard combo is the meat molestor and the other is the one who woke up being fondled.
-Gary spends the big bucks on porn.
-Benji is the receiver of load.
-And Artie knocked up some chick.

I really dont know about the others. But cant wait to find out!

btw , color me impressed that Lysa played and/or knew any of these people well enough to guess!! zo!

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