Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Jokie from McCurdy


Leroy is a 20 year-old inner-city 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel
I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tell everybody.

2. Dictate

My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb -
I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.

4. Foreclose -
If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum -
I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.

6. Disappointment -

My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Penis -
I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

Israel -
Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch

9 . Undermine -
There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.

10. Acoustic -
When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic, and took me to the poolhall.

Iraq -
When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle;
iraq , you break.

12. Stain -
My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, ! "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"

13. Fortify -
I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."

14. Income -
I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife

Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:

Today's word is: "OMELETTE"

Let us use it in a sentence¦

I should pop yo ass fo wha t you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."


honeykbee said...

magenta on navy makes my eyes bleed. Ow ow ow!

*** X said...

This is awesum hilarious shit brah, likin' it lots.

Good show, bravo, my good chum

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