Here's to you.....

Here's to you, Idiot photographers

To you who go out and risk your, and obviously the precious celebrities' necks. You drive @ 90kph, backward, down a one way street to us the pictures we glance at, waiting to purchase our tv dinners. Entertainment Tonight should pay you (and who says they don't) to make such rediculous scenes.
(Thank you, Fark and Yahoo, for letting me use the article)

Here's to you, Idiot Papparatzzi. For making car crashes and blemishes, look like real news.