Up your butt with a Hairbrush

So I'm watching "House" and this kid doesn't wanna have the surgury. I could truly care less, but this is what came of it:

SP (8:24:31 PM): how you doin?
needtsza (8:25:19 PM): watching priests molest children on tv
needtsza (8:25:28 PM): how else COULD I be? ;-)
SP (8:25:38 PM): ew
needtsza (8:25:45 PM): Law and Order: SVU
needtsza (8:25:50 PM): hee hee
SP (8:26:06 PM): ohhhh
SP (8:26:09 PM): i'm watching House
needtsza (8:26:48 PM): do they ever run and hide from each other then jump out and say "boo!" ?
SP (8:27:22 PM): who?
needtsza (8:27:31 PM): GLOL
needtsza (8:27:40 PM): i don't know. everyone in House
needtsza (8:28:03 PM): ha! i just turned it on!
SP (8:28:07 PM): ahh
needtsza (8:28:09 PM): this guy is gonna die
needtsza (8:28:22 PM): "you'll do what i say, or you're ass is mine!! mmmwwaahhhh"
needtsza (8:28:35 PM): i like apple sauce
needtsza (8:28:53 PM): up the butt
needtsza (8:28:58 PM): with a hairbrush

Forgot about the priest statement. Quite a start to a conversation I'd say. No?

Ok. Just had to share.