4 years......18 days.....and .....27 minutes ago

4 years = July 11th
18 days = til AMSTERDAM BABY!!!!
27 minutes ago = I arrived at work

4 years ago, I was on a whole different path. Well, let's back it up even further,for those of you in the audience that don't know the story (Don't worry, this is a summation, for which criticism is discouraged).

I was living in DC and had just quit my job, so I could spend more time working on the back patio at the old 3115 "315 Boys, What!?" And I just had to keep talking to this girl.

I had met her outside of a "friend's" house. We just fell right into conversation over a cigarette...7 months later (give or take), she's flying out to California to "help me look for a place to live" or "visit her cousin Tammy" or whatever f'n story you WANNA believe.
But that's all it took...FINALLY!!..to get her to go out with me. (Maybe this piece should be called 7 months and 3000 miles)

So, here comes the big 4.0! Never been in a relationship past 2.5 years. Had never officially lived with a girl before and there I was, moving in ("Uh..can I just crash on your couch til I find my own place?" I mean, shit, I had just given up California for a huge gamble)
Not regretting anything. The good, the bad, The Paxil, The Marathon Cir. Pool, moving her after only knowing her a few weeks...alone!,

(Crap the bell...I WILL be writing more soon enough)

Ok, back...Many an hour later, given that it's now 1:38am May 4, 2005

One day til Cinco de Mayo and only 17 days now til Amster "I'm so freakin' high" Dam!

Yes, I Needtsza go to Holland. "Beaker goes international" I'm going on tour! Personal trainer, Teacher, Mentally-challenged! We'll talk detox when I return, as for now, I'm in training for the rediculousness that I'm going to embark on.
Question: Think Under Armour has gone international? 17 days and it will =)

and now, the third topic....Work. I got there. I'm a substitute right? Then why the F am I getting all this paperwork? Better yet, why do I give a fuck? Some reason I do.

Anyway, I'm tired and this post kinda sucks it, so I'm gonna post some pictures for y'all now.