Something went "Garg!" in the Night

Oh yea, that was ME! finding out I have an usb/adaptor pile of shit!

Ok, so I traded my PS2 for an ipod mini with a car adaptor and tuner. (We have yet to see how that fucks me BUT....) It's fully functional and works with earphones or jack it into an amp and you're set right? Sure. So what's the problem?
APPLE.
Those blowhards can't just do things the 'normal' way. No no no no! TTTHHEEEYYY need their OWN shapes that don't fit shit except machines that are, slowly but surely, a dying breed of computers.
I'm all for rebelling against 'the man'. ANYONE can attest to that, but for Fuck-in-their-A, can't they just conform and gimme a break? They finally get a product that doesn't suck and BOOM, no workie with my computer!
Alright, so all I gotta do is go to Radio Shack/etc and get a different wire and sell this adaptor on craigs/ebay, but damn it, I'm American! I want my shit NOW! (K, don't even start with that freakin' song. PPLlss. I'd give up blueberries to never hear that song again, Wonka)
Ok, I wasn't even gonna post and I'm sorry this one was, seemingly, a negative one. I DO love my ipod mini. I anticpate and can't wait to appreciate having a new cord tommorrow and loading it up with playlists, that have been in the brush.

Back to the title. Some say "Merf", I say "Garg!" A sound born of utter disappointment and dismay. Not to be confused with frustration and needing. Said with less groan, and more gusto! Just remember, you are not happy.

In a suprise move by the bear, she returns for a pregame romp! Landing around 1:45pm, my boo will be back in the tri-state area and only a few short hours from my arms.
Yes, ladies and gentleman, back from her first travel on this ICS contract, K will see the lil'bear and boomie by 3, and me coming close behind. (no pun intended)

Love da boo.

Well, off to teach Joe, my client, a few series' of fast, effective movements, he can
do anywhere. Oh yea, maybe bed before that ;)

Finally, tonight I'll close with a prayer:

Apple,
What is with the square box? The Ipod was made for traveling so why can't it's container? Trying to compete with the Gamecube for dumbest looking thing ever?
Get a Grip - Aerosmith


Don't cry, Don't brace your eyes, It's only Teenage WasteLand!